Thursday, July 28, 2011

Teacher & Prashanth Jokes

In school diary- @@@@@@@@@
Teacher: Who's sign is this?
Prashanth: Mom.
Teacher: What is your mother's name?
Prashanth: Jalebi Bai
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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Prashanth and Barer Jokes

Pashanth Hotel ku veltdau
Prashanth :barer oka coffee tesukara.
Baraer:50/-sir
Prashanth :ne bonda eduru shop lo 50ps antadu
Barer:adi ne bonda adi xerox center adi xerox copy....hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Love Marriage arege Ki Arranged Marriage Ki Theda Enti ?

Santhosh Sir : Love Marriage arege ki arranged marriage ki theda enti ? 

Prashanth :Manam Love chesina ameni pellichesukunte love Marriage...

verevadu love chesina ammaini pellichesukunte adi arranged marriage
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Sardar And Prashanth jokes

Sardar: I Kiss my wife before i go to office everyday.

Prashanth : I kiss Your wife after you go to office everyday.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha i'm first.
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Santhosh Sir and Prashanth Joke

Santhosh Sir : whoz signature is this?

"/\/\/\/\/\/\/\"

Prashanth : It's my father's Sir.

Santhosh Sir : whats ur fathers name.

Prashanth : Yedukondalu (7 Hills)
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DOUBT BY UKG BACK BENCH ASSOSIATION...

We pronounce....
22 as twenty two
33 as thirty three
44 as forty four
55 as fifty five
why not
11 as onety one
DOUBT BY UKG BACK BENCH ASSOSIATION...
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Kodi Joke

Santhosh Sir : Ninna neevu enduku school ki raledu ?

Prashanth : Ninna ma kodi guddu pettindi

Santhosh Sir : Andulo vinta emundi ?

Prashanth : Vintaleda edi nuvvu pettu chudham.

 
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SECRET & PERSONAL

GIRL: DEAR WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
PERSONAL & SECRET ?

Prashanth : DEAR U R MY LOVER. THAT IS
PERSONAL.


YOUR SISTER ALSO MY LOVER THAT
IS SECRET
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3 Jivitha Satyalu

Gold chein karigiste gold vastundi 

Silver chein karigiste silver vastundi
.
Kani
'
'
Cycle chein karigiste cycle radhu kada
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Prashanth and Santhosh Sir Joke

Peashanth : Mee Car peru emiti
Santhosh : Peru gurtuku raavataledu,kaani T tho start avvutundi
Prashanth (sad gaa): Neevu lucky santhosh, naa car petrol to start avvutaadi
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RAILWAY JOKE

Santhosh : GIVE ONE RAILWAY TICKET TO HOWRAH MAIL
Sudhakar : Give one ticket to Punjab mail
Prashanth : Give one ticket to Punjab femail
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Santhosh Sir and Prashanth

Santhosh Sir : Emiti Prashanth chettu kommaa meeda kurchini pani chestunnavu

Prashanth  :Nenu Branch Manager gaa promote ayyakadaa anduke sir
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Time Bomb

KILLER: Mee intlo time bomb pettam adi eroju 12pm ki pelipothundi jagrata
Prashanth :HA HA HA HA HA U fool Ma intlo watch agipoindi ra Jaffa
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Repu andariki Bandh

Repu andariki Bandh shops, schools, colleges, offices, anni bandh,
government ????????
Endukante naku boor koduthundi anduke anni bandh chepiyalani government ki cheppa...
 Ha Ha Ha
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Twinkle twinkle little Star

Twinkle twinkle little star
I want to go royal bar
Quarter rates are up so High
Drink a beer wit chicken fry
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Prashanth with Sales Man

Prashanth : What is the rate of this LCD TV..?
Sales man: 1 Lakh,
Prashanth: What is so special in it..?
Sales man: it will automatically get switched off, when there is no electricity supply..
Prashanth: Wow.! Pack it..
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GirlFriend BAD BILL

GirlFriend : Pakkanunte Restaurent Bill GirlFriend : Duramga unte Phone bill
GirlFriend : Mosam cheste bar bill
Total ga boys Jebu ki Chillu !!


Note : Not For Me...
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Wife die

Wife: I want to die
Hus: I may also die
Wife: why
Hus: anandham thattukoleka
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8 Year Boy

8 Year Boy
Kirana Shop lo....

Naku 2 bedi kattalu evvu ...?
Salsmen: enta chinna vayasulo bedi lu tagutava?

Boy: bedi lu ma chinna tammudiki naku 2 goldflak sigarate lu evvu....!
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Bicham adukundam

Wife: Vinandi... Manam e varam Motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam

Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam

Wife: eduku?

Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki.
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Preme Jivitham

Prathi Masinshi Jivithamlo Prema anedi oka bhagam matrame...
Kani Naa Jithamlo Preme Jivitham, oka Amma nannu nava Maasalu Mosi Kani Penchindi
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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Telugu joke

Prema Eppudu Puduthundi 

Manashu Daggara Ainappudu

Manushu Eppudu Daggara Avuthundi

Manishi ki Manishi Daggara Ainappudu
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వంశ పారంపర్యం

"వెంకయ్యగారూ... ఈ జబ్బు మీతో రాలేదు. వంశపారంపర్యంగా వచ్చింది. ఆపరేషన్ చేస్తే పోతుంది" చెప్పాడు డాక్టర్.
"అమ్మయ్య... బతికించారు. అయితే ఆ అపరేషనేదో మా తాతయ్యకు చెయ్యండి" చెప్పాడు వెంకయ్య.
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Monday, March 14, 2011

First Love Love Antaru

First Love Love Antaru 

Tharavatha Keve Keve  ani Eadustharu


Ex:Chiru Daughter



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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Life Joke

College - Bommarillu,

Student - Sainikudu,


Class - Appudappudu,


Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,


Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,


Mathematics - Garshana,


Copy - Okarikokaru,


Slips - Apadhbandavudu,


Results - Adrustam,


Pass - Student No:1,


Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,


Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,


1st year - Budhimanthudu,


2nd Year - Kantri,


3rd Year - Pokiri,


4th Year - Deshamuduru,


PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...! 


So Njoy these Happy Days...!
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B.Tech chaduvutai

B.Tech chaduvute engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav
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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

110 Floor Joke

There are three friends lived in the same room at 110th floor of the building

One day lift not working , so they decided to tell the story for time pass during climbing steps
they started climbing steps

First person told and an action story up to 50 th floor

Second person told the comedy story up to 109 th floor

Third person told one sentiment story
That is MAMA ROOM KEYS CAR LO MARICHIPOYA
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Funny Telugu Joke

Principal : Write your father name in english.
 
Student : Temple steps water king.

Principal : Are u joking

Student : No sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.
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FEVI KICK

Father: Entra Mummy Mounga Kurchindi..?

Son: Eam Ladu Pappa Mummy Lipstic Adigite Fevistic ichanu Anthe....
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Elephant and Ant Joke

Santhsoh Sir : Elephant Peddana ? Cheema Peddana ?  

Prashanth  : Santhosh Sir Meru Date of Birth Chepithe Evaru Peddano Chepochu !!!!
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Good Student Joke

Santhosh Sir : Etraa Prashanth Geetha ni Muddu Adigavanta Ollu Ela Undhi.

Prashanth : Meere Kada Santhosh Sir Emayina Kaavalantee Geeta Adagandi Ani Chepparu
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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

5 Star Hotel

Santhosh Sir: 5 Star Hotel Kelly coffee Order Chashadu..
Waiter: Black Coffee Themantara Sir.
Sudhakar : Vera Colors Emunayo Avi Uannayou Cheppu
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Joke Of the Day

MAN: My son always sit near a book but he is fail.
Pappu : which book?
Man:  "FACE BOOK"
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All Telugu Heroes

All Telugu Heroes are Writing
Their FLOP  cinemas on a Paper
CHIRU :- Anji ,
Pavan :- Johnny,
NAG :- Boss ,
MAHESH :- Sainikudu ,
ballaya :- additional sheet
plz... sir...  : )
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Chiru, Venky, Nag Who Next ?

Chiru cinemaki
Friends tho vellu,

Venki cinema ki
Family tho vellu,

Nag cinema ki
Lover tho vellu ,

but,
Balayya cinema ki
Intlo cheppi vellu...
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MONDAY Mega Offer

MONDAY Mega Offer !!! in BIG BAZAR AT HYD
4 LUX RS/- 20 ONLY;
3 MEDIMIX RS/- 10;
2 SANTOOR ONLY RS/- 5;
NEKU KAADU, SNANAM CHESEVALIKI.
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Chiru and Rajinikanth Matladukuntunnaru.

CHIRU: Arey rajini nenu shankardada movie lo maa family motham kalisi thesham kaani asalu nadavaneledu mari nuvokadive ROBO movie thisi baari hit kottav ra enti.

RAJINI:Nanna pandule gumpuluga vosthay simham single ga vosthadi anthe
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TRAFFIC POLICE

BALAYYA IS A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE BUT HE WAS SUSPENDED FROM HIS JOB


WHY?



WHY?



WHY?


B COUSE HE CHARGED RS 1000/- FINE FROM 108 AMBULANCE FOR OVER SPEED.
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Husband Wife Joke

ADITHYA TV LO LADY ANCHOR: MEEDI YE COLONY ANDI
CALLER: KUKAT PALLY
ANCHOR: NENU KUDA ADHE COLONY,MEERU YE APARTMENT?
CALLER: SAINATH APARTMENT
ANCHOR: NENU KUDA ADHE, YE FLAT?
CALLER: NO:20
ANCHOR: NENU SAME FLAT,INTHAKI MEERU EVARANDY?
CALLER: NI MOGUDINE DONGAMUNDA INTIKI THALAM VESI KEY EKKADA PETTAVE.
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Babu Mohan and Chidatala Apparao in Jamba Lakidi Pamba Movie

Babu Mohan: A ra nee peranti......
Chidatala Apparao: Bose DK
Babu Mohan: peradigithe bose DK aani teedathava, tata valustha Peru cheppu ...
Chidatala Apparao: ma inti peru DK aandi, na peru Bose aandi. Rendu kalipithe bose DK kadetandi......
Babu Mohan: ore chavata.... bose DK kadura .. DK Bose aani cheppali.....
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Sardar Falls in love with a Nurse

A doctor Sardar Falls in Love with a Nurse
He writes a Love Letter - I Love You Sister
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Girl and Boy Talking in a Park

Boy Tries to Kiss the Girl
Girl: No Dear not at all before marriage
Boy: Don't worry dear, I'm Married.
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Sardarji Falling in Love

Sardar Falling in Love
Sardar says I love u to his girl friend and falls down
His girl friend: Hey, what is this
Sardar: I'm falling in Love
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Husband Wife

Wife: Our son is stealing Money where ever I keep, 
it is very difficult for me to find a place
Husband: Keep it in his books, he never touches them.
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Web Designing Exam

Santhosh Sir: Yeraa Web Designing Exam Pass ayyava...?
Prashanth : ledu fail ayyanu Sir
Santhosh Sir: Pakkintlo "Ammani" chudu ra 1st class lo
Pass ayyindi
Prashanth : ala chusi chuse.... nenu fail ayyanu Sir
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Prashanth & Santhosh Sir

Neil Armstrong lands on Moon and Shocked Seeing Two People Already there and asked .....
Hey Who are u????
reply
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camera man Prashanth tho Santhosh Sir....Tv9
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1000/- rs Joke

Can u give me Rs1000/- i will return it on friday.
Need it Urgently. Help me please. 
I know you have money, 
Please help me, 
Surly i will give back 
(A sardar talking with ATM machine)
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Prashanth & Santhosh Sir

Prashanth : Edhi emyna kaani Life lo 2 Vishyalu Gurtupettukodi Santhosh Sir...
Santhosh Sir: Cheppu Prashanth
Prashanth : 1.Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey Aakullu Raluthai
2.Gali Raaakapothey Aakullu Ralav Santhosh Sir...
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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

IDEA lo job undhi chesthva...?

IDEA lo job undhi chesthva...?
Qualification:s.s.s place hyderbad salary:30,000 per month
JOb: Idea tower meedhaa kurchoni AIRTEL signal aapali...!!!!
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Enduko manasu sariga ledhu

Enduko manasu sariga ledani doctor dagariki velte parvaledu brain leni vallaki MSG chey saripothundi annadu, naku matram evarunnaru nuvvu thappa...
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Prashanth and Santhosh Sir

Prashanth : jivithamlo oka visayam gurthupetuko. . . 
Santhosh Sir : emitadi. . 
Prashanth : pen pothe konukovachu kani cap pothe konalem. . . 
So cap jagratha. . Santhosh sir : . . . . . . . .!!!
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Sonia With KCR

Sonia:-Chha..vadiki(roshayya)na mida preme ledu,he does’nt love me u know. 
KCR:no he luvs u so much 
Sonia:-avuna entha?
KCR:-Modati sari nenu telangana adiginappudu kaliginatti kopamanta,modatisari bundh chesinappudu jariginatti doshmanta,Modatisari nenu diksha chesinappudu periginatti doshamanta,chivarisari nuvvu telangana echhinappudu tirinatti baramanta,,,,sony he luvs u he luvs u he luvs u so much...
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Coffee ki college ki enti Difference?

Coffee ki college ki enti difference? 
Ayyo aa matram telida? 
Coffee lo sugar untundi...
College lo figer untundi...
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Sneham

Sneham aney Nadilo Nenu oka Chepanu,
Ggaalam Vesi Gaayam Chestavo, 
Pranam teesi Mosam Chestavo,
Neerula Maari Senaham Chestavo Nee istam
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Aunty Ki Kiss ivvu.

Mummy: Chintu Aunty Ki Kiss ivvu,
Son: Nenu ivvanu,
Mummy: Enduku Ra,
Son: Morning Dady Pedithe Chepptho Kottindi Anduke...
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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Friendship is the rainbow...

Friendship is the rainbow,

between 2 hearts sharing on 7 feelings...

Love + Sad + HappY + TrutH + FaitH + SecreT + HepinG = FrienD lots of LovE
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Friendship is life annadu oka friend..

Friendship is life annadu oka friend..

Daanini madyaloo kalugajeisukuni kaadu tinadame life anaadu oka tindibootu..

Kaadu nidre life annadu oka nidrabootu..

Chaduvei life annadu oka pustakaala purugu..

ivanni vuntene life anaadu oka kavi...
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*******" FriendshiP "*******

Seconds for introduction

Minutes for discussion

Hours for attraction

Days for construction

Years for relation is
*******" FriendshiP "*******

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FriendshiP

When clouds break rain falls

When coconut break water falls

when love break tears falls
but

when "friendship" break life falls

So never break your friendship
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Weight Machine Joke

Two guys are checking their weights

on machine at railway station,

1st guy is lean and after

checking his weight,machine

has thrown one ticket

by saying his fortune. 2nd guy is fat guy and after checking
his weight machine has


thrown a ticket by 

saying "DAYACHESI NEXT TIME GUMPULU GUMPULU GA

MACHINE MEDA EKKAVADDU".
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Always Remain Forever

Life starts intense

But ends with silence

Love starts with fear

But ends with tears

And friendship starts however

Will always remain forever...
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