హత్య

"హత్య జరుగుతుండగా కళ్ళారా చూశానంటున్నావ్. హత్యని ఆపటానికి ప్రయత్నించలేక పోయావా....?" అడిగాడు జడ్జి.

"ఆపుదామనే అనుకున్నాను. కానీ హతుడికి నేను లక్ష రూపాయలు బాకీ వున్నాను సార్" అన్నాడు వాసు.

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Good Friendship is a MAIN

Life is TRAIN,

love is a WINE,

wife is a PAIN,

family is a CHAIN,

education is a BRAIN,

experience is a GAIN,

But Good Friendship is a MAIN...

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Nuvve Gurthostav

Meghalu kamminapudu nuvve gurthostav
Urmulu uriminapudu nuvve gurthostav
Chinukullo thadisinapudu nuvve gurthostav
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Inthaki na godugu epudisthav

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Yama Lokam

Three women died

1 st girl : nenu pelli munde boy friend ki kiss ichanu
yama: narakam ki vellu.

2 nd girl : nenu pelli taruvatha naa husband kiss ichanu.
yama: swargam ki vellu.
3rd girl : nenu pelli mundhu kani taruvatha kani kiss evvaraki ivvaledu......
yama : nuvvu naa room ki vellu
KeeeeeeeeeeeP SmileinG

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నా మనసు

ఎన్ని ఊసులో ఈ మనసులో నీకు చెప్పేందుకు
ఇంతలోనే ఎంత మౌనమో నిను చూసినందుకు ..
ఎన్ని భాషలొచ్చినా గాని నా మనసుకు
మౌనమొకటే తెలుసు నా ప్రేమకు ..

ఎంత కాల మైన ఎదురు చూస్తాననే అంటుంది నీ ప్రేమ కొరకు
నిను మరువడమే తెలియని నా మనసుకు ...

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Pachi Nijam

nenu kinada rasindi pachi nijam
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paina rasindi pachi abadham

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Egesukoni SMS Pamputharu

venkat chey gurthu (jayam )

bale Act chestunav Ra

thvaralo neeku Nandi Award estanu le

velli pani chesuko

thananu himsa pettaddu please

thanu vellindante Daniki karanam meeru

me kullu jokulu

inka cheppalante Aadapilla name kanapadithe chaalu

egesukoni sms pamputharu

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100 rs Note

Naku 100 Ruppes ki Change Kavali,

10 Notes Maathrame Undali,

But Andulo 10 Rupees Note Vundakudadu...?

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Jr NTR With BALAYYA

Jr NTR: Babai Nuvvu i Love You Evarikiana Cheppava.

BALAYYA: Cheppanu kani Nenu Eppudu i Love u Cheppina thanu i Love u 2 antondi a 2 vadu evada ani alochisthunna.

NTR shock Balayya rok'z

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Good Morning Friendssssssssssss.

Udhayani ki Sun Friend,

Vennala ki Moon Friend,

Lips ki Smile Friend,

Flower ki Thummedha Friend,

Enka Eppatiki U R My  BEST Friend.

Gud Morning Friendssssssss........!!

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ESTHUNDI - THISTHUNDHI

AMMA PRANAM ESTHUNDI

AMMIE PRANAM THISTHUNDHI

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Love Vs. Friendship

Love anedi chewing gum lantidi.

Adhi beginig matrame taste untadi..

Kani Friendship anedhi choclate lantidi...

Adhi chivari varaku taste gane untadi....

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Malligadu, Pilligadu, Sollugdu

Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru

Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu

pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu

Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu...

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Husband and Wife

Husband in balcony reading news paper.

A donkey came near by.

Husband:Darling ur relatives came

Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?

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Funny SMS Kavitam

if u want sweter,

it's chalikalam.

if u want umberella,

it's vanakalam.

if u want a/c,

it's endakalam.

if want lover,

it's nothing but Poye Kalam

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In Bar

Ninnu marchipodamani,
bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam

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Telangana Style wedding card:

Telangana Style wedding card

'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu

 " Chi:Ellaiah "
" Chi: Ellamma "

 (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

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Drinking Joke

Vengalrao: Neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.

neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.

neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.

ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani

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Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...

1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...

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Domex Ayina Taagava...?

Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,

Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,

Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,

Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?

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TEACHER & PAPPU

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!

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SMS Chaduvuthe Panikirakunda Pothav

B.Tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,

MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav,

B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav,

Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav...

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Software Telugu Cinema Titles

Attaku Sybase Ammayiki D-Base
Program raasukundaam! Raa..
Ma aayana DBA
Yemandi pagerochhindi
Intlo Delphi Vantintlo Kulphi
Project dorakani Papa
Priydu nerpina PASCAL
Goa lo Java
Atta nee Client jagratta
COBOL katesindi UNIX vatesindi
QA Developer la sawaal
Client ki yamudu employer ki mogudu
Oka computer iddaru programerlu
Data clean chesukundam ra
oke programmer!
entlo DOSu uurilo WINDOWSu
Peruleni Program
Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
Hang To Hona Hi Tha
Meri Disc Tumhare Paas
Aao Chat Kare
Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
Tera Code Chal Gaya
Client Ek Numbari - Programmer Dus Numbari
Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
Shaheed Hacker Singh
Password De Ke Dekho
Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
Mr. Network Lal
Terminal Apna - Login Parayi

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Super Telugu SMS

Batta kaDite samsaari

Battavippite vyabhichaari

Maanaani pranaaniki addam battale

Batta ninda kattuko

Baadyatalanu telusuko

Ara Battato tirugaku

Allari paalu kaaku

"Aada"tanaaniki machcha tebooku

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Naa Kosam

Nammakamaina sneahaniki chupulatho, maatalatoe paniledani.

Naa gundeki cheppaanu nuvvu gurthochinappude spandinchamani.

Naa kosam neevunnaavanna bhramaloe veachi vuntaanani.

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Marachipoku Mitramaa Naa Praanamunnanta Varaku.

Jaripoku meghamaa jhallu kurise varaku.

Vaadipoku pushpamaa vasantam vachche varaku.

Marachipoku mitramaa naa praanamunnanta varaku.

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Nee Premanu

Nee premanu pondalenemo kaani ninnu preminchagalanu.

Neetho kalasi jeevincha lenemo kaani neekai maraninchagalanu

Neelo nenu lekapoyina nee talapulalo sadaa gurtuku vastuntaanu.

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Telugu SMS

prema eppudu puduthundi

manashu daggara ainappudu

manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi

manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu

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